Psycho Gecko is not your normal punk with superpowers. He is every bit the crazy, violent, and comedic supervillain that you read about in comic books. He doesn’t want to conquer the world. He’d much rather conquer a hot dog eating contest, except he’d cheat by lacing his opponents’ wieners with ghost pepper. He wouldn’t even have the courtesy to . . .
Willow doesn’t believe in demons, but they believe in her. Yuri is trying to get home from a strange world, but home might be the most dangerous place for him right now. With magic mixing with the mundane and an assassin tracking them down, life is only going to get more complicated. If they work together, they might be able . . .
A young but retiring international hitman returns home after a decade to lie low after a botched hit, but soon finds that the only family he has left, his younger brother, needs him to be the man he dearly wants to leave behind – the masterful ruthless killer. . . .
Follow the adventures of dimension-hopping bounty hunter Jennifer Asten as she cuts a bloody swathe of destruction across Earth 45, a world where Napoleon won the Battle of Waterloo and airships are a pervasive form of transportation. Includes ninjas, ballerinas, battle zeppelins, bureaucrats, automatons, giant armoured locomotives . . . and perhaps even a dash of romance. . . .
An assassination romance about a generous high school teacher who’s forced to make criminal decisions for the sake of a mysterious female student, all while crossing a violent mob boss who wants him dead. . . .
When in doubt, make a list. That’s exactly what Levi Cole did, and on his list is the names of the people he plans to destroy. In his line of business – super hero assassination – it pays to stay organized. . . .
Nikki Saxen would be really happy to go a week without having to return from the dead again. A kidnapped runaway trained as a killer, Nikki discovers that she might have a spark of humanity left in her after all when she befriends her latest target. The arrival of her mentor and master throws gasoline on that spark, and sets . . .
Rich heiress by day and assassin by night, Lorelei finds balance and strength in her crazy double life. She deals with crazier stuff on a daily basis, including her nightmares about nanotechnology and its perversion of the world. The only implant she tolerates is the chip playing music in her brain. Armed with a vintage Desert Eagle, assisted by a . . .
Joel was just a regular ol’ park ranger, minding his own business when Yukihiro, a recently retired assassin for a Tokyo yakuza family, burst through a window and into his life. Now, he’s trapped quite figuratively in a web of deceit and danger that goes beyond the usual ‘hilarious misunderstanding’ and driven straight to ‘running away for dear life’. . . .
There are three of us. One lost everything and was born again into the night. The second was already a lady of the night when it embraced her. The third feeds on darkness and delivers anger and death. We three disparate Shadows can only fight each other, until a larger threat looms; the threat of Rome. Together we will . . .
After a failed attempt to find her mother, Lorelei returns to Merrilyn Technologies to claim her inheritance and fulfill her contract with the FBI. Vexx – her hacker partner – and Gabriel – the FBI agent assigned to their case – soon realize that the once-ferocious assassin barely goes through the motions. Unfortunately, Lorelei’s competition notices the change too. . . .
Aug 3, 2013: Psycho Gecko, our universe’s version, is notorious from the comments section of the popular parahuman web fiction "Worm", where he has taken the tl;dr comment to a comic art form. It all makes sense (not really 😉 ) with the reveal that in some other dimension, he is a superpowered individual himself, devoted to Chaotic Evil. This is his blog, and well, your mileage will vary, on how funny you find it. A tolerance for scatological references will help. Despite that, I will say it has its moments.
Jul 12, 2013: Who likes the Joker? Actually, who doesn’t? Put that kind of hilariously psychopathic individual in an advanced suit of robotic armour and unleash him on the world. That is Psychopomp Gecko, exploding rubber chickens and all. It’s hilariously violent, but don’t worry. Most of the violence is directed towards people who deserve it, either Gecko himself or people like violent space marines, corrupt politicians or reality TV shows. His evil plans are frequently foiled by the heroes, but he gets away with a lot, and as chaos is his [more . . .]