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Zombie Punter by Zoe E. Whitten

 

This is a dark fantasy about two best friends who have been planning for a zombie invasion throughout their early teens, and who finally have a chance to test out their theories when a global outbreak occurs. Eugene “G” O’Donnell and Jake Mahoney filled a notebook with experiments and zombie killing ideas, and now they can’t wait to try out their ideas on the undead hordes. But what if the zombies aren’t the “classic type” that G and Jake were fantasizing about? Can they keep killing zombies after they learn the truth? And will G ever get over his fears and admit how he feels about Jake?


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Zombies Have Never Been This Fun

By Eli James, editor

Aug 30, 2010: Zombie Punter is 24 chapters of pure fun.

The story opens with the zombie outbreak, seen through the eyes of one Eugene O’Donnell, and so you’re thrust, almost immediately, into this crazy world that breaks down right at the beginning.

This is really quite ingenious – Zoe Whitten manages to slip all the back-story she needs into the first two chapters, and then we’re running along with the main characters, fighting zombies with nightsticks and firepokers and gore slicked hammers.

It helps that both Eugene and his best friend Jake are obsessed with zombies. What this means, effectively, is that while they are indeed scared protagonists, they’re than prepared to take the impending apocalypse in stride.

Zombie Punter succeeds, however, in the way Whitten manages to avoid all the cliched endings you’d expect from a typical zombie story. I’m not going to spoil the second bit for you – but let’s just say that the zombies are not what you think they are, and this lighthearted romp isn’t all that lighthearted at the end.

There is homosexual sex in this, by the way, though this shouldn’t come as a surprise, considering that it’s fairly clear at the beginning that Eugene is attracted to Jake. But this isn’t an issue – the relationship fits into the arc of the story, and Whitten does a wonderful job of keeping Eugene and Jake’s feelings for each other at the emotional core of the story.

And so I think Zombie Punter’s near perfect. It’s got blood, humour, a big heart, right at the end, a message, and lots of violence in between. All this, in 24 chapters? Pure gold, and worth an afternoon of happy reading. 4.5 stars.

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By Scath, member

May 14, 2010: Fair warning: I’m not great at writing reviews.

I read the sample available of Zombie Punter on Smashwords, and the story grabbed my attention enough that I had to know what happened next and how it ended.

It’s my first Zoe Whitten story, but I’m certain it won’t be the last.

It’s a well-written story with solid characters. Eugene is an endearing fella [more . . .]

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Not just another zombie story

By harmony0stars, author of Tattoo

Jan 28, 2010: Let me start by saying that if you’re easily offended by sex, especially gay sex, you will probably shy away from this story. But there is a warning in the Note above, so it shouldn’t catch you by surprise either, and it’s not something that you can’t avoid as you read.

The story is well worth reading and diverges from your run of the mill zombie story in several ways. Zoe’s writing is very polished and engaging with excellent pacing, and [more . . .]

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Zombie Brains!

By MJones, member

Jan 2, 2011: As one of the most hardworking writers in the world of weblit, Zoe does not disappoint with this hard action, B-movie zombie novel, complete with mad scientists, blood and guts and mad apocalyptic survival skills with a little bit of Lord of the Flies sensibilities thrown in. Questioning the theory of zombie sentience takes on fresh new meaning in Zombie Punter, and unlike many other zombie novels, this one does end on a hopeful note. The issue of human limits to tolerance, however, stands in the way.

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