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About Leofrost (member)

Joined: Sep 25, 2014

Hey! Either you just came to learn more about me, or you made a mistake and clicked on my profile by mistake. If it is by mistake, get the heck out of here. If not, welcome.

My name: Leofrost

My age: Old enough to write, young enough to have imagination

Favorite Quote: To the actor who portrays a single character, I portray ten.

To the architect who designs a building, I construct entire cities.

To the cynic who believes in perpetual selfishness, I propagate love.

To the tyrant who oppresses a nation, I forge the revolution.

I, am a writer.

Second favorite quote: People who write fiction for a living are basically insane.

We tell lies that you will believe.

We create worlds you'll get lost in.

We steal your time and stories.

We can make you fall in love with a person that does not exist.

It's a powerful gift.

Third Favorite Quote: "When you notice an insect on the ground, do you stop to consider it a fool?

The life of an insect is so beneath you that it would be a waste of your time to even consider judging it.

That would be an accurate description of my feelings towards you.

Growing up . . . your best friend becomes your worst enemy. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework turns into restraining orders=/ Detention becomes expelltion. Soda becomes vodka. Undies turn into g-strings. Fake guns turn real. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst thing you could get from boys were cooties? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran fastest. War was only a card game. The only drug you knew was cough medicine. Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut. The only things that hurt were skinned knees. And goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? . . . and to think we all couldn't wait to grow up.

It's pretty sad, but it's true.

Random quotes to remember

"Stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . 

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. It's ether my mum or dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But i think it's Colin.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM . . . 

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

6 Truths of Life

  1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

  2. All idiots after reading this will try it

  3. The first truth is a lie.

4.You are now laughing at your own stupidity

  1. You will put this on your profile

  2. You still have a stupid smile on your face

  3. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

  4. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

  1. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

  2. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

  3. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

  4. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

  5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

  6. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

  7. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

  8. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

  9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

  10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

  11. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

  12. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

  13. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home."

  14. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

  15. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

  16. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

  17. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

  18. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

  19. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

  20. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

  21. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

  22. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

'I Cried'

When you were 8 years old, your mom handed you an ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and telling her its the wrong kind

When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old she drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house.

When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no taste.

When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not writing a single letter.

When you were 15, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, she fell and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your MOM, post this on your profile and title it 'I Cried'

Today,

I was volunteering in a first grade classroom.

I was working with a little boy

Who had cuts and bruises on his face.

We were working on drawing a picture of a sea animal they would like to be.

He said he would want to be a crab.

I asked him why and he said

So that I

Could live

In a safe

Home.

Repost if you're against child abuse

Anti-racism: A black man sat down in a restaraunt. A white man walked up to him. White man: Colored people are not allowed here. Black man: I was black when I was born. I am black right now. I am black when I'm cold. I am black when I am in the sun. I am black when I'm sick. And I will be black when I am dead. But you sir, You were pink when you were born. You are white right now. You are blue when you are cold. You are red when you are in the sun. You are green when you are sick. And You will be purple when you are dead. So dont you dare call me colored!

Post this on yer profile to enforce anti-racism!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF . . . 

You talk to yourself a lot.(technically for us its to each other)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs . . . "

You live off of sugar and caffine(gotta have our coffee in the morning, as well as our medicine . . . )

People think you're insane.(they think our entire family is insane)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.(we don't have a keyboard, it's called an IPhone, but they would probably be worn off.)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.(We do but we think we have an H in there, our friends say it's because we have too much coffee we say whatever.)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.(you get away with some things like multitasking lol)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of their free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, yougotburned,kikipalmer21,numbuh13m, shadowrider97, Leofrost

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head . . . copy and paste this on your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile

Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

We are not retreating . . . we are advancing in another direction.

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and yell I WANT JENSON ACKLES!

Keep staring I might do a trick.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Never memorize something that you can look up — Albert Einstein (did he really say that ? )

Excuse me . . . have you seen my sanity . . . I think I lost it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

I couldn't repair your breaks so I mad your horn louder

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, C&P this into your pro.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it's not cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, C&P

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro

If people think you are mentally insane . . . copy this into your profile

If they are right . . . copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, C&P

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P

If you've ever walked into a doorway you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your pro.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself . . . but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy this into your profile (Me: I was listening to music)

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

If you have your own little world, C&P

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this . . . )

98 of the teenage population has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

'Slap' I dont think i deserved that. 'Slap' I might of deserved that. 'Slap' That one i deserved.- Jack sparrow

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in God's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS! A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir . . . when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism . . . 

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!"

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down.

When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice at people you don't like.

When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness.

If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Pstae tihs to yuor porflie if you can raed tihs!

You know you live in the year 2009 when:

1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

  1. You haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

3.Your reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screen name or MySpace.

  1. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote, rather than push the buttons on the TV.

  2. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

  3. As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

  4. As you are reading this list, you are thinking about sending it to your friends.

  5. You were too busy to notice number 5.

  6. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

  7. Now you are laughing at yourself for your stupidity.

  8. Put this on your profile if you fell for it, and you know you did.

If you love rain, copy and paste.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored . . . If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do . . . 

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

Copy and paste if you just wanted to copy and paste this.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

The Stupidest Things On Products

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . . )

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Awh, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?)

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. [ ] You have been called a blonde.

so far: 3

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [X] You just tried to lick your elbow. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (Removes glasses Holy Flying Pepperoni . . . ) [X] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far:9

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You type with three fingers or less. [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 12

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 16

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 20

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [ ] You break a lot of things. [X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 23

[X] The word "um" is used frequently. [X] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what?" a lot. [X] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 27

27 x 3 =81 %

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